*game music playlist randomly hits Rouxls Kaard's theme from chapter 2 of 'Rune* Wow……… I completely forgot how much this track sucks.
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*the FF6 Dancing Mad vox kicks in* NEVERMIND 11 OUT OF 10
What does it say about me as a person that my two favourite Deltarune songs are the game over theme and the theme on Deltarune Dot Com's 404 page
If Noelle from Deltarune played B3313 she wouldn't find any jumpscares but she WOULD go into that one snow painting and get randomly sent to the empty dark "particle test" level (with the blizzard effect that's unused in actual SM64) and then never be able to go back to it later.
Rouxls Kaard losing his piss because Lancer is the only one who won't acknowledge Beatrice as the Golden Witch of Rokkenjima and it's blowing his chances of becoming her head murder-puzzle designer (all his ideas involve pushing crates and don't actually contain killing)
Deltarune fanfic: Noelle Holiday finally has enough of all the weird stuff happening around her constantly, and powers up into her true hero form, Neolle Holiweek
Getting pelted with red, blue and yellow Land Maker tiles for saying "Snowgrave" every time I win with Soumei
Deltarune creepypasta where Ralsei announces that he can "switch off his eyes", removing them from his sprite. He does it once for 1 second and then says he won't do it again because it looks too scary. This creepypasta is universally loathed
You may ask, who is next?
You may ask, who will be?
Who will be the secret boss of adventure no nineteen?
Kris from Deltarune taking out the SOUL, opening the fridge, dunking it deep into the three-quarter-full jar of mustard that no one in the house ever opens or remembers buying, slamming the door, then stumbling away for two hours