About this time yesterday, while bathing, I suddenly thought of a wonderful idea. ...That is all.
"Do moths sleep? Yes, they do." - WikiAnswers. Now what I'm left wondering is whether or not moths dream.
"The brain is very soft, having a consistency similar to tofu." -Wikipedia.
"Every second, the world changes forever." - myself, about three years ago, having developed a liking for aphorisms.
You want to know more about me? Well, about six months ago, I wrote on both sides of a piece of paper at the same time.
Great, now my shadow's reading my Twitter posts over my shoulder.
My monitor is so unbearably bright, I'm casting a shadow on the back wall.
In the late 1800s, people referred to the recent inventions of the day as "improvements". To be so trusting and optimistic!
Watched the Pitch Drop Experiment for ten minutes... just in case.
Some sort of idea: every time you receive a tweet, you hear musical notes corresponding to the characters of the message.
It's telling how many dreams I have about rushing to catch a bus or train, but never once actually riding it. This is my life, it seems.
Google results for "blandeur": 1,270.
"I'm not sure if I'm ready for the whole world to be my Friend." - http://tinyurl.com/agsb63
I hear an animal's shreik while listening to a podcast. For moments, I do not know if the sound is emanating from my window or my computer.
Google results for "omnimpotent": 1,330.
These geckos aren't very good at protecting my house from evil spirits.
Do you hear the sound of many burglars' feet on the iron roof? Relax, for it is only... fat possums.
This is the first entry in The Webbed Space Amateur Variety Twitter.