The bonus prizes block your ladders.
"This may seem like Super Mario Bros. all over again, but this time... there's a MODERN TWIST!" *hallucinogen syringe fires out of keyboard*
"You thought it was a mere 2D platformer, but - BEHOLD!" *arcade cabinet slides open revealing screen to be a fat man contorting his belly*
Here is a fact about me: I was born 25 years ago. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .today.
You are in a room. >TAKE ALL. You get every item in the room. >USE ALL. You do things with all of the items. (Your score has just changed.)
"So, as I near the end of the ONLY sheet of paper my cell guard gave me, let me conclude this Manifesto with his name and home address..."
"This gun here's loaded with ketchup. This one, glitter. I told my son to load them, and I don't think he understands how killing works."
"The mice, in fear of the tawny tabby ratter, have taken to disguising themselves as the blind old hound's chew toys."
"Attention," blared the loudspeaker, "you have made unauthorised changes to your planet. It will now be reverted to last Tuesday's version."
http://l.j-factor.com/gifs/YoshisIsland-CrankGuys.gif - I love how the endlessly moving traps in Mario castles are shown in this game to have incessant slaves powering them.
"It was dogma among their painters that God's face must be perfectly symmetrical... horizontally and vertically."
"Here is the Desert Wildman. He is wise but savage, and speaks only in howls of pain. Here is a club. Four hits to the back is 'Hello'."
"I wish to advise you that this next test may involve non-trivial amounts of prolongued involuntary vertical motion."
http://animatedscreenshots.tumblr.com/post/12680768217/warioware-twisted - I'm impressed at how visually arresting this inaugural post of mine is.
http://l.j-factor.com/gifs/REDDER-5.gif - REDDER. Why must this just not quite loop?
http://l.j-factor.com/gifs/LinksAwakening-Goombas.gif - The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening.
http://l.j-factor.com/gifs/Gravitation.gif - Gravitation.
I'm currently experimenting with archiving some of my game GIFs on a Tumblr: http://animatedscreenshots.tumblr.com/
http://forums.selectbutton.net/viewtopic.php?p=1037387 - Someone suggest some more games to add to this list.
"Good try, test subject. Unfortunately, the correct solution was not to leave the test chamber, but to choose to live in it indefinitely."
The Brontë sisters wrote all of their novels under each others' names, as a very obtuse series of pranks and counter-pranks. #LitFacts
"It starts with mere revenge fantasies, but then you start browsing shrink rays and jetpacks on the other eBay - where the E is for EVIL!"
Trivia: the death sound in Delve Deep and Daddy I'm Scared is in fact exactly identical to the sound in @auntiepixelante's Below the House.
"Oh, very well, if it's that urgent. But this is the last time!" *gives $100 note to huge seething cluster of ants*
"We interrupt this program for an emergency bulletin! Our manager's about to give birth and the phones are out. Someone call an ambulance!"
I didn't mean to make this @auntiepixelante screenshot look like an evil eye. it was an accident, honest.