Funniest thing about the new Smash Bros. Ultimate tier list, apart from Bayonetta going up 15 spaces, is Power Suit Samus being higher than Zero Suit Samus for the first time in series history. The way things should be. Zebes is healing.
Watching some Smash Bros.
Watching some Smash Bros.
Very darkly ironic that Bayonetta in Smash Bros. finally became competitively relevant again only after Bayonetta 3 killed almost all interest in the character.
*in the middle of lying about knowing about competitive Smash Bros.* Yeah no Brawl Rosalina was obscene. She could have 2 Lumas out at once
Watching some Smash Bros.
Watching some Smash Bros.
There exists a world where Nintendo allowed Smash Bros. to stay at EVO and everyone's watching it now. Unfortunately, grand finals consists of Minecraft Steve building walls while Sonic the Hedgehog spins into them over and over, so it's not unambiguously the better world…
Watching some Smash Bros.
WHICH SMASH BROS. GAME DID THEY ORIGINATE IN
a guide by Leon
Barely resembles the game they're from: 64
Heavily uses a wacky projectile: Brawl
Has a bunch of authentic sound effects + a meter: Smash 4
Has 7+ other entirely unique mechanics: Ultimate
Is a Zelda character: Melee
Watching some Smash Bros.
Zelda fans when Smash Bros. 6 finally revises Ganondorf to use a moveset from the actual games, only to discover it's entirely based off TotK and is thus basically the same as before:
I want Arle in Smash, but only if she uses Madou Monogatari's gimmick where, instead of a % number on the bottom of the screen, it's just her face getting gloomier.
Pochi & Nyaa is the Smash Bros. of versus puzzlers:
• Not obvious whether any attack is enough to KO
• If you aren't KO'd by a hit, then you can definitely recover
• At high percents ("Hurry Up" x4 or more) it devolves into frantically spamming down tilts and neutral airs
*thinks about how the Super Smash Bros. localisers couldn't localise PK Fire or PK Thunder the way they were in EarthBound because they didn't want to redo two of Ness's voice lines, but /could/ localise PSI Magnet because it didn't have a line* Ahh, fate is a fickle mistress