Just achieved counterstop in Balatro… epic
All I'll say is that I didn't not NOT not beat Jokerless again, instead of doing literally anything else with my life.
Is this good
My review of Jokerless is that it feels a lot more "roguelike" than the other modes… builds have to be locked in from the start; the "power items" are the wax seals and certain vouchers (Telescope etc.); starting levels are very swingy; resources (cash) beget more resources.
Well, I just beat Jokerless…
Balatro's sound effects are from Freesound dot org. They're CC0. You can just put them in your game. Currently imagining Higurashi with xmult sounds
Budding, inedible joker: "Four Fingers and Shortcut are the primary jokers for Straight builds in Balatro"
Ripened, heavy joker: "Juggler and Troubadour are the primary jokers for Straight builds in Balatro"
Balatro players calling scored chips "damage" has the same energy as board game players calling winning victory points "lethal".
You see, if the player-character in Universal Paperclips had simply invested a couple hundred dollars in some quality Balatro jokers to exponentially increase paperclip output, it would have saved a lot of time and resources in the long run.
The illusion of free will
*changes eldenring.exe to .zip and opens it, only to find a single text file reading "You don't have the right"* Hmm, should've expected that
"You can get the source code to Balatro by just renaming the .exe to .zip and opening it" is so funny to think about. Imagining Elden Ring working like this
Balatro adding "rental jokers" in the latest update is so funny. Only way it could have been funnier is if they were called "subscription jokers" and you had to select a payment option ($3 per round or $8 per ante), one of which was labeled "HOT" arbitrarily.
I opened a Tarot Pack in Balatro and the only card inside was the Black Pierrot from Magical Drop 2 ;_;
I like Balatro's Erratic Deck, mainly because it points you toward build possibilities out the gate, but now I just want a deck that's made of the contents of 20 Standard boosters, like Magic The Gathering sealed.
People are wondering why Balatro's taken off. Is it the animations? The card variety?
I'm here to say: it's the exponents. It's the line curving up to Heaven to uppercut God. That's the juice. It's why Puyo Puyo is still played today despite being a self-proclaimed form of hell.
I've had this game for only 4 days and I already need to delete it from my hard drive for executive function reasons.
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2075256230 – Watched this Balatro score attack tournament stream… The game seems fun even though it seems like huge blowout leads are pretty likely.
Fringe theory that Balatro had to carefully delay its 1.0 release until 2024 because then people would no longer say its Jokers look like NFTs